April 27, 2024
“Doug’s Wife!!!!!!!!! Get in here!!” Doug (TKG’s brother-in-law) screamed.
“What’s the matter Doug?” Doug’s Wife (TKG’s sister) inquired as she ran to the den.
There was Doug facing his desk computer with Internet Explorer pulled up.
“Look here!!!” Doug shrieked. “Your gosh darn brother (TKG) has a website. See. It’s right here https://thekansasgastronomist.com !!!!!”
“And to make matters worse, it appears that all of his content from social media including Facebook and Instagram is plugged into the website!!” Doug went on.
“Oh no!!! This is not good!!! He must have just released it today for his two-year anniversary!!!” Doug’s Wife wailed. “Well, hopefully it’s not user-friendly!?!?!” she said with a note of hope in her voice.
“No, Doug’s Wife. It is.” Doug said with a heavy sigh. “See there is this annoyingly handy search bar where one of those Gastrofans can type in “tacos” or “ramen” and every post TKG has made with those items will pop up. But you know what’s worse? You can even plug in the name of a city…hell…even Derby…and all of his posts in that city will pop up! Gastroperps can even submit restaurant recommendations — but according to the fine print TKG won’t pay attention unless a menu recommendation is provided.”
“We have to take that S.O.B. out Doug. We just have to.” Doug’s Wife responded.
Little did they know that TKG could hear every word…because he was sitting on the couch behind them with his fake mustache and fake eye glasses on. It worked every time.
Here’s to two years, weirdos.
