June 5, 2024
“Wowzers…..it’s The Kansas Gastronomist!” she screamed and then proceeded to catcall me.
I swear. Being incredibly handsome and kool as a kangaroo has its benefits…but its drawbacks too. I can’t go anywhere without being constantly pursued.
“Yeah. Yeah, lady. I’m trying to enjoy my Tuscan Italian Wrap and Jalapeño Chicken Bacon Wrap as I sit here at Jimmy Johns.” I said as I let her have the what-for-what.
“Well Mr. TKG. Which one is your favorite?” she gushed.
“Well lady, I kind of like the Tuscan Italian Wrap. See. I took a picture of the inside. I’d order it again. But I really don’t like the Jalapeño Chicken Bacon Wrap. You might like it. I don’t know. But it’s not for me. It tastes bland.” I responded. “But keep that between just us girls.” I said to her as I disappeared out the front door.
Just another day in the life of TKG.
