Episode 17 of 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐲𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥: 𝐀 𝐖𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐁𝐲 𝐄.𝐁. 𝐏𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭

June 6, 2024

“One. Hundred. Percent.”

Wichita By E.B.’s words on his podcast, The Eddytorial, cut TKG’s cold and dark heart like a dagger. He wasn’t bothered by Live Local telling the good and honorable folks over at The Popcorner East Wichita “I’m way better than TKG.” Nah. Not nobody trusted that guy ever since the summer of 1982 when he was involved in the scandal. It was the response by his good friend, Mr. Wichita By E.B. — “One hundred percent.”

As our hero, The Kansas Gastronomist, hit the play button on his iPhone (yeah…he doesn’t own an Android because he’s not a Neanderthal) to resume the podcast conveniently available on Apple Podcasts, he developed a plan. TKG knew just what to do, but he’d have to be careful. Getting back at those guys wasn’t going to be easy. Well, actually it was. But it seemed much cooler in TKG’s mind if it were not easy. But also, not difficult. Somewhere in the middle. Middleacult.

“Yes. Yes. I will execute on my middleacult plan. Yes I will. If my name ain’t TKG!”