October 26, 2024
TKG needed to go potty. Like, bad. Probably all the water he’d sucked down.
It was 10:00pm and he was on Mass Street in Lawrence. He spotted The Fat Shack with its “Open” sign lit up. Since he hadn’t eaten dinner and presumably the spot had a restroom, he walked in. TKG figured he’d murder two birds with one rock.
He ordered the Cheese fries and the Philly Cheesesteak. He was trying to maintain his girlish figure. Once completing the order, he asked “May I use your restroom?” And he got the response he dreaded.
“Sorry, but it’s out of order.” No bathroom. Hard stop. Period.
So, your hero had some choices to make. Would he leave and go somewhere else to use the restroom, coming back to possibly cold food, thereby giving you a less than perfect review? Would he sit there, experiencing pure pain and misery whilst awaiting his order?
TKG just sat there. Wondering what he would do if there were an accident. Upon delivery of the food which he scarfed down, he ran/jogged out of there to the nearest watering hole.
FOOD NOTES: I thought the Philly and cheese fries were excellent. But seriously, I inhaled the food and got out. I’ll definitely go back sometime. According to the website there are locations also in Manhattan, Topeka and Kansas City as well as several other states.
