November 26, 2024
He wouldn’t stop talking about the McRib at McDonald’s. The Kansas Gastronomist had frankly grown tired of it. TKG was dead set on proving Wichita By E.B. wrong — it couldn’t possibly be his favorite sandwich.
TKG pulled over by those dumb Golden Arches, grabbed another menthol from his menthol pack and inhaled slowly. He needed to be prepared.
As TKG looked at the kiosk screen, he could find no McRib option. He didn’t really understand how the kiosk saved time or manpower, but what did he know? He was just a “below average food blogger” according to the most recent troll. Anyway, after conferring with a McDonald’s representative, TKG confirmed that the “McRib Was Not Available.”
He walked away disappointed. Sad. Depressed.
