May 4, 2025
It’s Sunday, and May the 4th NOT be with you jerks. Because it’s craw time.
We see it every single darn day we open up any and all of the social media platforms. Sometimes it is cup of boba tea. Other times it is a burger. When getting really fancy those stupid gorgeous fingers are grasping a pair of chopsticks that are in turn holding sushi. Heck, I have even seen one of those Hand Flaunters holding an entire styrofoam container of food.
The Hand Flaunters will highlight whatever item they are wanting to tell you about, by using those perfect, sexy hands, holding said item up into the glorious sunlight or some kind of other background thingy like the sign of the restaurant, or whatever. You all know what I am talking about.
And it is pervasive — it has spread far and wide. It used to just be bloggers, content creators and influencers. And it is all of them!!! I kid you not. I have painstakingly kept track of Hand Flaunting violations for years. Two of the worst offenders are ninas.munchies (only on Instagram) and Live Local.
But the truth is that this virus has spread and pretty much nowadays even you normal people are getting into the Hand Flaunting game.
It’s disgusting and needs to end. I don’t like flaunting. And I dang sure don’t like a Hand Flaunter.
