March 5, 2024
He sat and watched. His right leg resting peacefully on his left leg whilst his right finger tickled his left armpit. The Kansas Gastronomist always tickled himself whenever he knew a million questions would be thrown his way. That is how he handled difficult situations — tickling. He’d learned this art form from the some of the smartest people in the world — Ghandi, Michaelangelo and Al Borland from Home
Improvement.
He took a sip from his IPA (Walnut River Brewing Company’s Re-Oranged), sighed a deep and exagerrated sigh and prepared for Fert The Foodie and Wichita By E.B. to throw him under the figurative bus on the Aaron and Austin Show.
Lights. No Camera. Action.
