March 19, 2024
“T-Minus 0-seconds. Doug what do you want me to do?” the female computer voice asked.
Doug (TKG’s brother-in-law) just sat there with his head in his hands whimpering. The Kansas Gastronomist had just hit 15,000 Gastrofans on the Book of Face and he didn’t know what to do. Everything he’d worked so hard for his entire life looked like it had an end-date. Sort of like when you buy 1% Milk Fat Cottage Cheese and it says “Best if Used by ‘x’ date.’”
“Alright Female Computer Voice. Launch the nuclear plan. We’re gonna take that gastronomist down! Once and for all!!!” He screamed as he chuckled like an evil maniac.
Meanwhile…TKG was the midst of rescuing orphans, widows and kittens in distress.
