December 24, 2024
Twas the night before Christmas and all through ICT, little boys and girls dreamt of one day meeting TKG.
Their moms and pops were avid followers of his. Their parents referred to themselves as Gastrofans — dude was best in the biz.
All of a sudden in their dreams there was a loud and sinister thud. That sound could come from only one…it had to be Doug.
All the boys and girls knew Doug was the worst and most reviled of all. TKG’s brother-in-law stood only four foot tall.
As Doug slowly approached, he yelped out a pitiful plea. “Please help me take him down?!?! I hate that TKG!!!!”
“Never. Not in a a million years, Doug!” they all screamed with such force. “You’re incredibly lucky Doug’s Wife hasn’t filed for divorce.”
With that, the spirit of TKG suddenly appeared. Having been summoned by all of their heartfelt cheers.
“Thank you for standing up for me all you good girls and boys. Gastronomy is hard, but it brings me great joy.”
And just like that the spirit of TKG was gone and away. But going forward “I’m a Gastrofan and got to meet TKG,” is what they will say.
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