November 16, 2024
Listen guys. It’s my birthday. My dad The Kansas Gastronomist is an idiot and doesn’t know nothing about nothings. But still, he got me a treat from Woof Gang Bakery & Grooming Wichita. And some dumb thing with air in it that says 7. I don’t know.
Anyway, instead of sending me flowers, eben though I deserve it for my birthday, give some money to Kansas Humane Society. They are da ones that connected me with my idiot dad. I really like him.
— Hope
