November 17, 2024
Gastrofans. Alert!
I need your help in identifying this man and bringing him to justice.
He approached my home recently. Luckily I have cameras.
Yeah, he looks shady as you know what. You can tell. He is even wearing a Saints hoodie. Anyway, the point is that this strange, weird, uninteresting-looking man randomly arrived on my doorstep.
Many, or no, Gastrobucks will be given to whomever can identify this man.
— TKG