September 9, 2026
“No. No. Not like that. You sing ‘Senecaaaaaa Streeet Liquor.’ Then you pause and then you sort of declare.” The Kansas Gastronomist went on, “You declare ‘The best liquor and other adult beverages that are good and tasty, on Seneca Street.”
Maximum James was just shaking his head. Sometimes he wondered why he even reached out to TKG. It was probably because he thought that bald dudes were cool.
“No. TKG. I’m not gonna sing all that. I’m just gonna say ‘The best liquor on Seneca Street.’ And I’ll leave it at that. It’ll be fine. Trust me.” Maximum said with finality, but with a little glint in his eye.
“Alright, Maximum James, or Minimum James or whatever the hell your real government name is, it’s your funeral. Your video is gonna suck without my input!!!” TKG howled.
In fact, our hero, TKG was so pissed off that he just stormed away immediately after his rant. But not before polishing off his brisket hot dog and tater tots from Social Tap at 21st & Greenwich in Eastern Wichita. And of course he threw the remaining Cheese Curds tossed in Buffalo sauce into his right breast pocket for later combustion consumption.
— TKG
