July 27, 2026
Crown Uptown Saga — Act 2 (see previously Act 1)
City of Wichita- Government (City Council): “Okay, we did the right thing by not approving an increase in capacity size, right? Yeah, we did. That’s what the College Hills peeps wanted. Let’s just hope we never see that dude again.”
Crown Uptown Theatre (The Crown): “I’m back!!! Here’s my new application to demolish myself!!!! Hahahaha. Hahahaha.”
College Hill, Wichita: “But wait!! We just didn’t want The Crown to increase the capacity size so that people wouldn’t park in front of our houses during shows.
City Council: “We’ll do something about it College Hill!! Maybe!!! This will not stand!!
The Crown: “Why didn’t you guys just let me increase the allowed capacity? The Metropolitan Area Planning Commission signed off on the request.”
End of Act 2
— TKG
