October 17, 2026
I had to try out the “Feature of the Week” some weeks ago from Criminal Rolls when I was at the Old Town Farm & Art Market in Wichita. Everybody knows I’m not much for the sweets and so when I saw the FOTW was a Pizza Roll, I said “let’s take this to pound-town.”
I’ve heard it’s a great town. Never been.
I picked up the Supreme Pizza Roll. That was partly because Criminal Rolls had already run out of Pepperoni. But man, I’ve never had a Pizza Roll like this. I mean, duh, I should have expected it in this “type” of roll, but I didn’t.
Honestly this vendor needs to be charged, tried and convicted of enticing a Gastronomist.
— TKG
