August 23, 2026
It’s Sunday, August 23rd and the decline of Candy Cigarettes is what’s in my craw.
You know just the other day I was driving to Filling Station after Filling Station, desperately searching for a pack of Candy Cigs for Twerp (Doug’s Son/My Nephew). And did you know these damn Filling Stations don’t even call them Candy Cigarettes anymore? They call them Candy Sticks! Sticks!!! That is ridiculous. It’s not a Stick, it’s a damn Cig people.
What has happened to us as a society!?!? When we can’t even give children fake cigs so they can pretend to be an adult smoker!??!??
— TKG


